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so apparently (and i use gendered terms based on how these clothes were sold/marketed to me) men’s t-shirt + binder + unisex shoes + androgynous haircut + men’s boxers + ambiguous skinny jeans hanging halfway down my ass (THIS IS A THING I’VE LEARNED HOW TO DO I SHOULD BE ASHAMED BUT I’M NOT HAHA!) + black nail polish + black lipstick = “ma’am”

no fuck you

and FUCK you if you refer to my friend (who you also misgendered by doing so) and i as, respectively, “ma’am and…uhh…ma’am.”

THANK YOU TOO, ~*MA’AM*~, YOU CLEARLY CIS OLD MAN WHO IS THE PARENT OF SOME ASSHOLE HERE

YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY MADEMOISELLE MOTHERFUCKER

(i actually called him “ma’am” too on our way out of the elevator but i don’t know if he caught it, but Friend In The Elevator certainly did and they were deeply amused and that is what matters i am going to bed and not saying “ma’am” anymore because)

  #trigger warning    #misgendering    #body dysphoria    #stufffrommybrain